To get notices of new blogs via email, click here:

Friday, December 9, 2016

How Donald Trump Could Eliminate Human Trafficking in 100 Days


Dear Mr. President Elect,

Another block-buster (pun intended) self-liquidating program for your White house could be Celebrity Bounty Hunter, wherein a group of apprentices would vie for recognition in attacking world terrorism. My own project would be elimination of the human trafficking activities of Boko Haram's terrorist leader Abubakar Shekau. These are the wonderful people who kidnap African school girls and subject them to unspeakable brutality.


Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau's last moment on Planet Earth


Again, this could be self-liquidating, in that I could get my sponsors to fund the armaments. While one Lockheed Martin/Raytheon hellfire missile would go for about $70,000, I personally think the collateral damage (ie; killing of innocent captives) would be unacceptable, I'd spend the equivalent amount to install drone-controllable glide wings on an I-beam like the ones used in your New York buildings, along with a thousand-frame-per-second HD video camera to mount on the projectile's nose. That way, we could capture Abubakar's final expression in mortality.



Oh yes, and the supersonic I-beam would be covered in pig fat and have the inscription "72 Virgins" spray painted along both sides.

Sincerely yours,

The Destroying Angel

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Donald Trump Could Create 100 New Billionaires in 100 Days

President Trump could not only end cyber thievery in 100 days, but he could create 100 new billionaires in the greatest cyber boom since the invention of the transistor. How? Create 100 licensed and bonded cyber privateers as authorized by Article 1 Section 8 of the United States Constitution. Below is the Cyber Privateer Code:



Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Meet the Immortal Cyberpunk, the Real DESTROYING ANGEL, Free Until October 21st

Free Kindle Download of DESTROYING ANGEL
My novel Destroying Angel just went on the Free Kindle list for the next 4 days. Check it out.

A VERY old hacker named BJ meets a computer genius who calls herself Black Madonna and who speaks only in palindromes—sentences that read the same backward as they do forward. Black Madonna has created an A. I. (Artificial Intelligence) entity called Black Dragon, and BJ must protect the enigmatic Jonathan and the nucleus of savant women unleashed by Jonathan's special gift from the diabolical Father Love, who is trying to control Black Madonna and her Black Dragon. Over a six-day period, BJ learns that he's been groomed lo these many years to become…The Destroying Angel.

Science fiction author Jerry Pournelle calls Destroying Angel a "tour de force." The late Frank Herbert (author of Dune) convinced ME to run for Congress in 1978. Luckily I lost, because I then went into guerrilla warfare advertising. My one-man ad agency took Larry Ellison and Oracle from $15 million to over $1 billion in sales. I also also did the pre-IPO assault on Siebel for Marc Benioff's Salesforce.com. Destroying Angel is guerrilla warfare of another sort.
Enjoy.



At the end of the first day, it was in the top-100 Kindle Free Books and ranked #2 in Crime.

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

#MyDinnerWithTrump: Download DADDY'S LITTLE FELONS free until October 15th

I just started the free promotion for the Kindle version of Daddy's Little Felons this morning, and as of 3:21 PM Mountain time today, almost 2,000 people have downloaded it. Again, I ask, "Why not turn cyber security into an income generator for the U.S. Government by invoking Article 1, Section 8 of the Constitution and create an army of licensed, bonded CYBER PRIV ATEERS to clean up the webverse?" Wether or not this idea ever catches on, initial reviews of Daddy's Little Felons average five stars. So worst case, it's an entertaining romp. 

Click here to go to the free Kindle download link at Amazon. 

As the day progressed, Daddy's Little Felons moved to #40 in the overall Free Kindle Store, and ranked #1 in Crime and #2 in Thrillers, with over 3,000 people downloading it. Here are the stats:

Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #40 Free in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Free in Kindle Store)
#2 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Action & Adventure > Mystery, Thriller & Suspense > Thriller

At the close of the promotion on Saturday, October 15th, over 5,600 people took advantage of the free promotion. Which means that since there are hyperlinks to this blog throughout the book, many  new readers will find out about Cyber Privateering and The Morgan Doctrine. Welcome, one and all.

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

#MyDinnerWithTrump: London Lets Private Sector Chase Cybercriminal's Assets!


Interesting story in today's UK Register (read it here). At least it's ONE STEP in the right direction. Because of a "lower standard of proof" in civil courts, City of London Police are piloting a program where they "share the loot" with private parties who go after cybercrooks' assets. Yep, this recognizes the reality  that governments have limited bandwidth. But we're still waiting for full privatization of cyber security and full adoption of the Privateer Code (read it here).

Monday, August 1, 2016

#MyDinnerWithTrump: "U.S. Wrestles With How to FIght Back Against Cyberattacks"

Sunday's New York Times story (read it here) gives Mr. Trump another reason to consider a unique approach to countering cyberattacks with cyber privateers. Why on earth are the Russians concentrating on the Democrats, though? You'd think they'd want Hillary in office, so they could blackmail her over the state department emails.

Thursday, July 28, 2016

#MyDinnerWithTrump: Yo Bibi, It's Really Up To You To Release Hillary's Emails

When Mr. Trump took my suggestion to coax Hillary's emails out of a world leader, Putin may have seemed opportune to him. But IMHO, it really needs to come from a friend and an ally of the U.S. Which leaves only you, as illustrated by the media firestorm over his invitation to the Russians.

Think about it. But don't think too long.

Taman Shud.

Monday, July 25, 2016

#MyDinnerWithTrump: The 2016 TIME Person of the Year Will Release Hillary's Hacked Emails

You just know that one of the above three national leaders have archived Hillary Clinton's emails. Here's my unapologetic attempt to win a dinner with Donald Trump, and personally give him a copy of my novel Daddy's Little Felons (a fictional account of how cyber privateering could become the next big growth industry and turn cyber security into a profit center for the U.S. Treasury Department). Not only could this posting win me a coveted dinner with Donald J. Trump, but it could actually get him elected POTUS. Because one of the above three leaders— Bibi Netanyahu, Vladimir Putin, or Kim Jung Un—could put him over the top by revealing the foreign governments had full access to Hillary Clinton's private email servers during her time as the U.S. Secretary of State.

And even if I don't win a dinner with Mr. Trump, I strongly advise his campaign to reach out to the above three leaders and…work a deal. It doesn't even have to be a secret deal. In fact, it shouldn't. Unlike the Iranian nuclear deal, which had secret components, the Hillary Email Deal should be completely public and above board. No secrets. Complete transparency.

Sure, foreign governments aren't allowed to make cash political contributions to U.S. presidential elections. But what's to keep them from casting a strong vote in the 2016 election for POTUS? A public vote, unless…

Okay, as the campaign nears completion and we get close to November, I can see why Israel or Russia might not want to release the emails if Hillary Clinton has an overwhelming lead in the polls. Those emails would be a much better private bargaining chip to use with President Hillary. And who knows just how many points release of the emails would gain Donald Trump. In that case, I propose…

…A False Flag Operation. Give the emails to Kim Jung Un of North Korea, and let him take the heat. You know he would relish the thought of making national headlines. In fact, his advocates in China might just consider giving him their copies of the emails. Sooner than later.

If I were a betting man, I'd put my money on Bibi and Israel. Reason? They're fighting for their very existence, and the Iran nuclear deal puts that existence at risk.

Heck, if one of the above governments would send them to me, I'D RELEASE THEM IF DONALD TRUMP WOULD GUARANTEE IN ADVANCE AND PUBLICLY TO PARDON ME. 

What's YOUR bet? Comment below.

Saturday, July 9, 2016

My New Cyber Privateer BFF, Chewie

Chewie let me take the helm of the Millennium Falcon. Hopefully, we'll find out who is willing to release all Hillary's emails from her hacked server. Stay tuned.

Monday, June 13, 2016

I'll Bet My #AGT Stand Up Comedy Act Could Have Gotten Simon Cowell Knighted by The Queen

video
This year, I auditioned for America's Got Talent (#AGT), and didn't make it. I did get a few seconds of cameo on the second episode, however. Oh well. The following posts are a hint of a President Donald J. Trump routine that could have finally gotten Simon Cowell his knighthood by the Queen of England. But hey, I got an AGT cameo!

My Trump routine posited the invention of a new TV show: Apprentice Secretary of Defense. Contestants could take out cybercooks, terrorists, and even human traffickers, paying for their own exploits with dollars from their high-flying sponsors (I kind of had Oracle's Larry Ellison and Salesforce's Marc Benioff in mind for my donors). Imagine, a self-liquidating defense program that doesn't cost the taxpayers a cent, and even generates advertising revenue for the U.S. Treasury.

Not only would it have been spectacularly funny, but my anti-terrorism guerrilla warfare ad featuring Simon Cowell could have earned him a knighthood. That's why I called my routine "guerrilla warfare comedy."

Wanna see my 3 Trump "Apprentice" postings? Here they are (click on 'em):


  1. http://www.themorgandoctrine.com/2016/05/dear-donald-trump-heres-my-audition-for_11.html
  2. http://www.themorgandoctrine.com/2016/05/dear-donald-trump-heres-my-audition-for_10.html
  3. http://www.themorgandoctrine.com/2016/05/dear-donald-trump-heres-my-audition-for.html


Oh well, in a perfect world…

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Dear Donald Trump: Here's My Audition for Apprentice Cyber Czar

Sadly, I missed out being on Celebrity Apprentice. Since my guerrilla warfare ads created several Silicon Valley billionaires, I figured I could get each one of them to pony up a cool $1 million for some Celebrity Apprentice fundraiser and win the competition. Alas, Donald trump is running for President of the United States. But rather than dash my hopes, several new possibilities open up. Here is the first of my President Trump Apprentice suggestions. Not only could this get great ratings, but in most cases it would be self-liquidating, in that the cost of the operation would be covered by advertisers and apprentice contacts and not by the U.S. Taxpayer.
 Dear Mr. Trump,

Did you realize you could end world-wide cybercrime with one pen stroke. It's in the U.S. Constitution (Article I § 8 of the U.S. Constitution gives Congress the “Power To . . . grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal”). Simply, by allowing licensed and bonded cyber privateers to attack and confiscate the assets of cyber thieves, not only could you end cybercrime practically over night, but you could start the biggest U.S. tech boom since the invention of the transistor.

Click on the link to the right for my complete legal justification. The Revolutionary War was virtually financed and won by sea-going privateers, who raided British shipping on the open seas, sold their booty, and then split the proceeds with the U.S. Treasury department. Here's the Cyber Privateer Code of Conduct:

As you can see from the 2011 copyright, I've been thinking about this for a good long time, just waiting for a POTUS willing to stick a thumb in the eye of U.S. defense contractors, the Beltway Bandits.

I'd be honored to discuss this with you, any time, any place.

Sincerely yours,

The Destroying Angel

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Dear Donald Trump: Here's My Audition for Apprentice Secretary of Defense

Sadly, I missed out being on Celebrity Apprentice. Since my guerrilla warfare ads created several Silicon Valley billionaires, I figured I could get each one of them to pony up a cool $1 million for some Celebrity Apprentice fundraiser and win the competition. Alas, Donald trump is running for President of the United States. But rather than dash my hopes, several new possibilities open up. Here is the first of my President Trump Apprentice suggestions. Not only could this get great ratings, but in most cases it would be self-liquidating, in that the cost of the operation would be covered by advertisers and apprentice contacts and not by the U.S. Taxpayer.

Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau's last moment on Planet Earth

Dear Mr. Trump,

Another block-buster (pun intended) reality show if you become POTUS could be Celebrity Secretary of Defense, wherein a group of apprentices would vie for recognition in attacking world terrorism. My own project would be elimination of the human trafficking activities of Boko Haram's terrorist leader Abubakar Shekau. These are the wonderful people who kidnap African school girls and subject them to unspeakable brutality.

Again, this could be self-liquidating, in that I could get my sponsors to fund the armaments. While one Lockheed Martin/Raytheon hellfire missile would go for about $70,000, I personally think the collateral damage (ie; killing of innocent captives) would be unacceptable, I'd spend the equivalent amount to install drone-controllable glide wings on an I-beam like the ones used in your New York buildings, along with a thousand-frame-per-second HD video camera to mount on the projectile's nose. That way, we could capture Abubakar's final expression in mortality.



Oh yes, and the supersonic I-beam would be covered in pig fat and have the inscription "72 Virgins" spray painted along both sides.

Sincerely yours,

The Destroying Angel

Monday, May 9, 2016

Dear Donald Trump: Here's My Audition for Apprentice Head of the NSA

Sadly, I missed out being on Celebrity Apprentice. Since my guerrilla warfare ads created several Silicon Valley billionaires, I figured I could get each one of them to pony up a cool $1 million for some Celebrity Apprentice fundraiser and win the competition. Alas, Donald trump is running for President of the United States. But rather than dash my hopes, several new possibilities open up. Here is the first of my President Trump Apprentice suggestions. Not only could this get great ratings, but in most cases it would be self-liquidating, in that the cost of the operation would be covered by advertisers and apprentice contacts and not by the U.S. Taxpayer.


Dear Mr. Trump,

Today's Wall Street Journal front page story  (read it here) details how Twitter is cutting off U.S. Intelligence agencies from analytics. Not only do I have access to technology that continuously mines Twitter for terrorist events, but I can mine Twitter for drug dealers' appointments and delivery schedules, major news events that the mainstream media won't get for at least a day, health epidemic trip wires, and anything else on which you'd like intelligence.

So as the election looms nearer, and recognizing the very real possibility that you will be the next POTUS, please file this audition request.

Sincerely yours,

The Destroying Angel

Friday, April 22, 2016

How About Bringing THIS U.K. Cybercrook to Ground?

The latest big story is that you just need a cell phone number to track and eavesdrop on people (see the story here).  About two years ago, I posted a story about Internet scammers and published their cell phone numbers, both here and in the U.K. (see the story here). The two cell phone numbers used in the scam are:

  1. 011-44-7417-403532 and
  2. 646-751-0521
Could be "burners" or not. I haven't tried them since, but just maybe…?

So any enterprising hackers out there are invited to check out these numbers to see if they're still active, and if they are still in the hands of thieves. Who knows? You could have some fun. Heaven knows that law enforcement was and is woefully unequipped to do anything with them. Heck, they can't even crack iPhone security (a trivial task for anyone with In-Circuit Emulation or I.C.E. technology—see my story here).

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Cracking the Terrorist's iPhone, PART II

Last Thursday, I told the FBI how to crack the iPhone. So when I saw today's Computerworld headline "Here's how the FBI plans to crack terrorist's iPhone," I read the article with interest (see the article here). Talk about misleading headlines. Turns out, Computerworld just got some security flack to "speculate" on how the FBI most likely will crack the iPhone. Gee whiz, CW. Thanks for such a fact-filled article.

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Vladimir Putin Praises Twitter Crashlytics as Great Russian Cyberweapon

Just like you probably didn't know I spoke Korean, I'll bet you didn't know I read and write Russian, too. I added the subtitles to this video for my client Apteligent. Enjoy.

Friday, February 26, 2016

North Korea's Kim Jong Un Claims He Invented Twitter Crashlytics

I'll bet you didn't know I spoke Korean. I provided this translation of NORK dictator Kim Jong Un's speech bragging about his creating Twitter's Crashlytics and foisting it on an unsuspecting West. Enjoy.

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Hacking Mobile Phone App Development



I scripted and produced this video for my client, Apteligent.

Question: Is this enough to break through the noise level of mobile technology? Over the next week, I'll be sharing some competitively hard-hitting videos (more my style) for the same client. Just wondering if the "nicer side" can win over, well, my usual drawing blood in the town square.

Thursday, February 18, 2016

To the FBI: How To Crack An iPhone.

Dear Morons,

I have long chronicled the incompetence of the FBI. From your failure to unravel a simple letter-substitution code (see my post here) to the attempts of former FBI Director Mueller to single-handedly kill the American software industry by publicly asking Silicon Valley to build in back doors (see my post here),  you make the jihadists of the world appear to be geniuses by comparison. Your latest attempt to get Apple to build a security back door for the same nincompoops who can't even secure records and security clearance surveys of millions of federal employees is, well, laughable.

At the risk of asking the obvious, haven't you idiots ever heard of I.C.E. technology? I.C.E. is an acronym for In-Circuit Emulator. I wrote ads for these things in Silicon Valley over 30 years ago. In fact, Larry Ellison once allowed me to reference his endorsement of I.C.E. technology in an ad for a client, saying that without this technology, ORACLE would not have been running on a PC.

How does I.C.E. work?

Simply, you put an in-circuit emulator between the processor chip and it's motherboard, and step cycle the program. Do the same thing to an iPhone, along with cloning all the ROM/RAM circuitry, and you can step a device through it's operating system at your leisure. Let it go too far and blow up the system, if you're really incompetent (which you are, by definition). That's okay. You just reset the memory and processor to it's original state and start all over. Even an imbecile (or as you call them, "your best and brightest") could brute-force 9999 password attempts in, oh, about the time it takes your director to tie his shoes.

So what's going on here? I know the NSA can I.C.E. any system on the planet. Ditto for the U.S. Cyber Command. Call these guys. Admit that your affirmative action hiring practices must ignore anyone with a chromosome-21 disorder.

Not only might you find possible terrorists (notwithstanding that they've had two months to go to ground), but you wouldn't cripple American technology sales around the world. Unless that's what you jackasses are trying to do.

Man, I've got to stop listening to Donald Trump!

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Redirecting Obama's $19-Billion Cyberthreat Boondoggle Could Even Get Bernie Sanders Elected POTUS

Today's Wall Street Journal OP-ED piece by President Obama (read it here) announces a $19-billion government effort to plug the cyberthreat dyke. The $19 billion could be better spent completely solving the problem by establishing a bonding authority for licensed and bonded cyber privateers to attack and loot cyberthieves, and the mechanism for this operation is already in place.
  1. Article I § 8 of the U.S. Constitution gives Congress the “Power To . . . grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal”.
  2. My complete legal justification for Cyber Privateering from January 2011 can be read here.
Not only would a $19 billion funding of a cyberthreat bonding authority turn cyber defense into a boon to the U.S. Treasurey, but it would fuel the biggest industrial boom since the invention of the integrated circuit. The streets of Silicon Valley would once again be paved with gold. And the mere existence of a well-funded cyber privateering program would stop cyber intrusion almost overnight.

Take a look at my Cyber Privateering code of conduct (read it here).  

Heck, adoption of this plan could even get Bernie Sanders elected president!