My Trump routine posited the invention of a new TV show: Apprentice Secretary of Defense. Contestants could take out cybercooks, terrorists, and even human traffickers, paying for their own exploits with dollars from their high-flying sponsors (I kind of had Oracle's Larry Ellison and Salesforce's Marc Benioff in mind for my donors). Imagine, a self-liquidating defense program that doesn't cost the taxpayers a cent, and even generates advertising revenue for the U.S. Treasury.
Not only would it have been spectacularly funny, but my anti-terrorism guerrilla warfare ad featuring Simon Cowell could have earned him a knighthood. That's why I called my routine "guerrilla warfare comedy."
Wanna see my 3 Trump "Apprentice" postings? Here they are (click on 'em):
Oh well, in a perfect world…