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Monday, October 16, 2017

HACK-THE-HACKERS Bill Gets Castrated by Morons in Congress

The Active Cyber Defense Certainty Act (ACDC) reported by the UK Register (read the article here) got its nuts cut off in vitro. Great idea, allowing hacking victims to seek revenge and hack the hackers who hacked them. Unfortunately, you can only hack hackers who hacked you from computers on American soil.

The bill's co-sponsor Tom Graves, Republican Congressman from Georgia (photo above) clearly took too many shots to the head in his high school football career. Come on, Congressman! Read Article 1 Section 8 of the U.S. Constitution for the real solution. You can read, can't you?

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Hacking the Hackers, Today's WSJ Ad

Page C12 in the REVIEW section of today's Wall Street Journal.  The next time you get a robocall, spam email, a phishing attempt, or an actual hack, Daddy's Little Felons could give you some ideas for striking back. Of course, it could also get you tossed into jail for a very long time. But Article 1, Section 8 of the U.S. Constitution might be your GET-OUT-OF-JAIL-FREE card. Selah.

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Anticipating Saturday's WSJ

Thank you WSJ cartoonist Stu Heinecke for the above cartoon, which will be appearing on Saturday, August 5th, in the REVIEW section of The Wall Street Journal.

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Casting Suggestion to Jerry Bruckheimer for the Ultimate Silicon Valley Hack: I DO NOT COME IN PEACE

There is a game afoot in Silicon Valley. In Wednesday's Wall Street Journal, Marc Benioff lobs a shot across Larry Ellison's bow. On Thursday's, Larry's ad runs:
Get some popcorn. Enjoy the show.