Friday, September 16, 2022

A $10-million Bounty on Iranian Hackers Really Makes the Case for Legalizing Cyber Privateers

 

In yesterday's UK Register (read the story here), the U.S. Government has put a $10-million bounty on three Iranian hackers. Stupid. The chances of getting these guys out of Iran are exactly zero. So why not declare open season on all the bad guys worldwide, and get them (and their governments) where it hurts?

The full mechanics and legal justification are all laid out in the panel on the right.

Just saying.

Destroying Angel

Thursday, July 7, 2022

How Huawei Could Turn Around Their Slump in 30 Days

 

Almost 9 years ago, I proposed the solution to Huawei's horrendous credibility problem in my blog (click here). My headline: "Who you gonna' believe, Huawei or your lying eyes?" That they've done nothing to disprove their culpability as an information funnel for Beijing is simple proof that they are bad guys.

BTW, the above headline was taken from yesterday's UK REGISTER (click here to read the whole article).

My simple one-line net-net: Offer a $1-million bounty on anyone who can find a security hole in their offerings, and have all claims on that money go through a trusted third-party insurer.

Come on, guys! This ain't rocket science.

#HuaweiSalesProblems #WebSecurity

Saturday, June 18, 2022

Congratulations Elon Musk: SPACEX Is Definitely Your Brand


 A bunch of SpaceX employees wanted the SpaceX "brand" to be separate from Elon Musk. They said he embarrassed them. What morons! He justifiably fired them. You don't let the tail wag the dog. Their inflated sense of worth is akin to presidential speech writer Patrick Buchanan actually thinking he could run for president. He was a flaming speech writer for crying out loud!

Yo, morons of the world. Free speech can't cover for insubordination. I've heard some ringside pundits liken Elon Musk to Howard Hughes. Baloney! Mr. Musk, my church has finally learned that you don't let your enemies define you. The moniker "Mormon" was invented by our enemies. You're not anything like Howard Hughes. You've thrown Tesla patents into the public domain because you're out to save the world.

Godspeed, you magnificent SOB. Godspeed.


#elonmusk #spacex

Thursday, June 9, 2022

Hacking the Mind of the Masses (or HOW I TURNED $2 MILLION INTO HALF-A-BILLION DOLLARS)

 

How does an advertising "hired gun" keep his pulse on the public state of mind? My own answer to that question is to play the Hollywood Stock Exchange every day. You can join free, and they give you $2 million in funny money, with which you bet on which movies will win and which will lose. Several years ago I started playing this game, and as of today my $2 million has turned into $500,242,065.38.

Have I guess wrong a few times? Sure. COVID hit and betting on theatre box office receipts went into the toilet. But bless Tom Cruise and Top Gun Maverick for delaying their theatrical release and refusing to go to HBO. I made $30 million in the last two weeks just on Mr. Cruise, who thanked theatre goers for seeing his movie in theaters.

Oh yeah. I'm betting big on Elvis which is about to open.

What have I learned? Most importantly, my novel-writing instincts are still…heh heh…on the money. My first novel, Destroying Angel, would make a blockbuster movie. So would my second novel, Daddy's Little Felons. Check you the book links to the left. You can get Kindle versions for less than $3. And my newly written novel (for which I'm still trying to find a literary agent), The Last Will and Testament of Harley Davidson…and His Dog, IMHO will be a killer property for a studio that wants leading edge science fiction to rock the world. 

Yeah, all of us self-proclaimed ad geniuses are closet novelists. One of these days I'll crack…THE HOLLYWOOD CODE. Unless I run out of time and get turned into a hood ornament on a semi truck as I ride my bicycle the several thousand miles a year going to and from my mountain home in The Pirate Cottage.

Best to you all.

Rick Bennett

aka The Destroying Angel


#tomcruise #hollywood #movies #hackingthemasses

Monday, May 2, 2022

Want To Have Some Fun With A Hacker?


 I honestly can't believe the email I just got from richardprycewizard2016@gmail.com that offers hacking services. His WHATSAPP NUMBER is +19497044073 (a Southern California number). This has GOT to be an FBI sting operation! Here's the text of the email:

CONTACT US FOR ALL KINDS OF HACKING JOB We offer professional hacking services, we offer the following services.

-University grades changing

-Bank accounts hack

-Erase criminal records hack

-Facebook hack

-Twitters hack

-email accounts hack

-Grade Changes hack

-Website crashed hack

-server crashed hack

-Skype hack

-Databases hack

-Word Press Blogs hack

-Individual computers hack

-Control devices remotely hack

-Burner Number

-Verified Paypal Accounts hack

-Any social media account hack

-Android & iPhone Hack

-Text message interception hack

-email interception hack

-Bitcoin recovery

-binary multiplication

-credit score upgrade

-Track Calls log and Spy Call Recording.

Monitoring SMS text messages remotely.

Cell phone GPS location racking. Spy on Whatsapp Messages.

-Untraceable Ip etc.

  Contact us: richardprycewizard2016@gmail.com

WHATSAPP NUMBER:   +19497044073

for more inquiry..


Let me know of your adventures. But beware: This CAN'T be legit.

Taman Shud


#blackhat #FBIstingoperation #gatesofhell 

Monday, April 25, 2022

"Abandon All Hope, Those Who Enter"


Albert Einstein did what he called "thought experiments" that resulted in his Theory of Relativity. I have just finished editing the 8th draft of a sci-fi novel, my own Einsteinian thought experiment. Every one of the sci-fi novels I've read paints alien invaders as bloodthirsty and technologically superior. I don't buy that. In fact, they're probably rank amateurs compared to us. Dante's inscription on the gates of Hell may well be the toe tag on our little piece of galactic real estate: "Abandon all hope, those who enter."

Et tu, Vladimir.


Monday, February 28, 2022

Yo Elon Musk! Here's a Ukraine Idea.

 


You've got the rocket. You've got the Tesla. How about dropping one through the roof of the Kremlin?

Okay, now that I've calmed down a little, maybe you should soft-land a rocket in Lenin Square with a Tesla payload. Once it safely lands (and doesn't get shot down by Vlad's air defense system), have a press conference where you and Ellison suggest Putin drive this car, with your compliments, into…retirement.

Just a thought.

Sincerely,

The Destroying Angel


#elonmusk #larryellison #tesla #ukraine 

Friday, January 21, 2022

Here's Why INTERNET 3.0 is a Con Job by the Blockchain Morons: It's a Crook's Best Friend!

A bunch of VCs have actually been conned into investing in Blockchain technology companies, who have the brilliant idea that it can somehow 

monetize morons

About twice a year, I get porn blackmail from somebody claiming they have gotten into my computer and have videos of me "pleasuring myself" on a porn site. Since January 10, they've sent me the same email telling me I have "two days" to pay the bitcoin equivalent of $1370 USD or they will send the video to all my contacts. Sheesh. Since I have never visited a porn site, nor do I engage in self-stimulation. I just put a macro in my email system to route any such email into my junk folder.

I hereby invite our "de-nutted" authorities to swoop down on the owner of this bitcoin wallet:  1JfnsTBvRQYNvzxYFTQBtEUgojmPy2vd6F

Of course, that'll never happen, because the FBI can't find its ass with both hands. Ditto for the NSA and CIA. Even with the sniffing facility the NSA has established in Bluffdale, Utah! 

How about somebody out there who really knows what they're doing find the owner of the above-referenced bitcoin wallet and do some Van Gogh cosmetic surgery on him? Then send me a video of his decapitated ear, and I'll feature it on this blog


Sincerely yours,

The Destroying Angel

Friday, January 7, 2022

Duh, You Auditors of Public Companies…Pay Attention!


 Back when Oracle stock was over 100, I predicted the zero-day would have far-reaching consequences. I didn't think it would take this long for the slide to start. IMHO, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Yours Truly,

The Destroying Angel