Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Trump Needs To Fire His Entire Campaign Staff

 


Holy Mother of Mercy! I'm getting all these "Final Notice" fundraisiing emails from the Trump campaign staff. Please, oh please let this be final from these jokers. It's obvious they think their fund-raising lists are composed of complete morons. You know, guys (I assume the Trump organization is run by alpha males who are good at hammering subordinates with their lame tactical opinions), President Trump should let Kelly Ann Conway fire all you dumb asses. With the exception of her choice of husbands, she seems to make the most sense when she communicates.

Sunday, October 3, 2021

I'm Just Finishing the 2nd Draft of My Sci-Fi Novel

 

Photo Credit: Emily Jones-Goodwin of Galaxy Press

The working title is The Last Will & Testament of Harley Davidson…And His Dog. I dare say there has never been another sci-fi novel like this one. I'm using "Ellison's Law" here, which states you may never say anything that one of your competitors could say. I figure, if you can't do something unique, then don't do it at all. No vampires, werewolves, zombies or climate-change apocalypse.  I'll soon be looking for an agent. This is too good to self-publish.

Tuesday, September 28, 2021

How to LIVE LONG AND PROSPER (Vulcan greeting)


 My own formula for how to live long and prosper? Ride bicycles the 40 mile round trip from my house to Utah's Bridal Veil Valls…with (me on left) my doctor, my spiritual advisor, and my financial advisor. Think I've got the bases covered? BTW, I've ridden many thousands of miles with these three great guys.

Saturday, September 11, 2021

My 9/11 Bicycle Ride

 


Yo, bad guys. I remember 9/11. And I think of you every time I get one of a dozen scam emails every day. 

Monday, August 23, 2021

The Latest Spam Scam: A "High Court" Summons

 


I've gotten a raft of these. As P.T.Barnum allegedly said, "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the public." Has anybody actually fallen for this? Lemme know.