Sadly, I missed out being on Celebrity Apprentice. Since my guerrilla warfare ads created several Silicon Valley billionaires, I figured I could get each one of them to pony up a cool $1 million for some Celebrity Apprentice fundraiser and win the competition. Alas, Donald trump is running for President of the United States. But rather than dash my hopes, several new possibilities open up. Here is the first of my President Trump Apprentice suggestions. Not only could this get great ratings, but in most cases it would be self-liquidating, in that the cost of the operation would be covered by advertisers and apprentice contacts and not by the U.S. Taxpayer.
Dear Mr. Trump,
Today's Wall Street Journal front page story (read it here) details how Twitter is cutting off U.S. Intelligence agencies from analytics. Not only do I have access to technology that continuously mines Twitter for terrorist events, but I can mine Twitter for drug dealers' appointments and delivery schedules, major news events that the mainstream media won't get for at least a day, health epidemic trip wires, and anything else on which you'd like intelligence.
So as the election looms nearer, and recognizing the very real possibility that you will be the next POTUS, please file this audition request.
The Destroying Angel