The Morgan Doctrine: Calling All BLACK HATS to Comment on The Science Teacher Who Fed a Live Puppy to a Snapping Turtle

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Calling All BLACK HATS to Comment on The Science Teacher Who Fed a Live Puppy to a Snapping Turtle

Robert Crosland, Preston Junior High School Science Teacher

Reportedly fed a live and conscious puppy to a snapping turtle in front of students.

At first, I thought this was fake news. A retired U.S. Navy Captain (and my neighbor) told me about a Preston, Idaho science teacher who fed a live (and conscious) puppy to a snapping turtle in front of his students. My friend the captain said he actually cried when he heard the report. I get a lot of stories that are "fake news" and decided to follow up on this. For the several hundred thousand of you who periodically check into this site, I sadly report this is a true story. Here is the CBS news story, but you can Google further to satisfy yourselves as to its accuracy (see story here).

Even further infuriating is the fact that thousands of people have signed a petition in support of this teacher, saying in effect, "Awh, this was just the cycle of life." It is reported that the dying puppies cries could be heard all over the school.

Without lapsing into the profanity raging through my mind, let me suggest that Robert Crosland needs to experience that same "cycle of life."As do the citizens of the city of Preston, Idaho who signed that petition supporting this monster. I wonder if his wife's name is Eva Braun Crosman?

IMHO, there are very few righteous hacks. Retribution against Crosland, his school, and the wonderful people of Preston who support him, might be justified. Your thoughts?

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Implementation suggestions for THE MORGAN DOCTRINE are most welcome. What are the "Got'chas!"? What questions would some future Cyber Privateering Czar have to answer about this in a Senate confirmation hearing?

Background: Welcome black hats, white hats and cyber swashbucklers

The Revolutionary War was fought, financed, and pretty well WON by bonded privateers, legalized pirates who were given Letters of Marque and Reprisal by the Continental Congress and authorized to attack, capture and monetize British ships. The purpose of this site is to explore the possibility of a modern-day doctrine much like the Monroe Doctrine, by means of which the U.S. government could legally and, more importantly, effectively stop international hackers. Current cybercrime law is not only ineffective, but downright stupid. My Linux servers are attacked hundreds of times a day (mostly from China and former USSR domains), yet if I retaliate against those servers with some creative technology at my disposal (I know some VERY smart guys), then I am in violation of federal law and subject to some onerous penalties. We need more than a new law. We need a new international doctrine. I call it The Morgan Doctrine, named after Morgan Rapier, a fictional character I've created (hey, this is my way of establishing ownership of the concept, should it ever see the light of day).

Why a new international doctrine? Simply, nothing else will work. Introduced on December 2, 1823, the Monroe Doctrine told the world to keep their hands off the Americas. Combine this with current legal thinking on "hot pursuit" of fugitives. In 1917 the US Army went into Mexico after Pancho Villa. More recently, in 1960 Israeli Mossad agents abducted Adolf Eichmann from Argentina. Granted, much of the world regards the Eichmann adventure as a violation of international law. I don't share that opinion and therefore use it as the third leg of my Monroe-Pancho-Aldof platform for The Morgan Doctrine.

If someone comes into your home and attacks or attempts to rob you, you may shoot them dead. You may do so as long as they expire on your property. But what about cyber criminals? They attack you in your home from their homes. Retaliate in kind, and you go to jail. The Morgan Doctrine states simply that if you attack my computers (or my banking assets held in US-based computers), then under a certain set of well-defined conditions, a licensed and bonded "cyber privateer" may attack you in your home country and split the proceeds with the U.S. government. For the sake of argument, let's call it a 50-50 split (heh heh).

Right now, American law enforcement is completely unequipped to deal with the sheer number international cyber hackers. Sure, I could report each of the thousand daily attacks to the FBI, as could the millions of other attackees in the USA. But the volume of such reports would make any meaningful resolution laughable. Not to mention that the FBI has no jurisdiction outside the USA. Yet to make such "enforcement" profitable to recognized (ie, "bonded" "deputized") privateers, as Heath Ledger's Joker said in his last role, "Now you're talking!" You raid our bank accounts, we raid yours. You make money from off-shore child pornography, we're going to loot your bank accounts and, with some REALLY creative black hat operations, you will be taken off the grid worldwide to the extent that you'll not even complete a cell phone conversation for the remainder of your miserable depraved life. Okay, that last part probably won't fly, but you get my drift.

The purpose of this site is to explore the mechanics, legalities and practicality of The Morgan Doctrine.

And I will be the sole arbiter of whether or not your comments get posted. As Mel Brooks wrote, "It's good to be king."