Monday, June 13, 2016

I'll Bet My #AGT Stand Up Comedy Act Could Have Gotten Simon Cowell Knighted by The Queen

This year, I auditioned for America's Got Talent (#AGT), and didn't make it. I did get a few seconds of cameo on the second episode, however. Oh well. The following posts are a hint of a President Donald J. Trump routine that could have finally gotten Simon Cowell his knighthood by the Queen of England. But hey, I got an AGT cameo!

My Trump routine posited the invention of a new TV show: Apprentice Secretary of Defense. Contestants could take out cybercooks, terrorists, and even human traffickers, paying for their own exploits with dollars from their high-flying sponsors (I kind of had Oracle's Larry Ellison and Salesforce's Marc Benioff in mind for my donors). Imagine, a self-liquidating defense program that doesn't cost the taxpayers a cent, and even generates advertising revenue for the U.S. Treasury.

Not only would it have been spectacularly funny, but my anti-terrorism guerrilla warfare ad featuring Simon Cowell could have earned him a knighthood. That's why I called my routine "guerrilla warfare comedy."

Wanna see my 3 Trump "Apprentice" postings? Here they are (click on 'em):


Oh well, in a perfect world…

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