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Tuesday, April 27, 2021

Warning to UFOs: We DO NOT Greet You In Peace

 


"I come in peace; take ME to your leader." That's the typical first-encounter you'll pick up in our pulp fiction. Reality is, we're quite dangerous and you should stay as far away from us as you can. Just last night on NBC news, the increased sightings evoked the headline that our military regards this is a serious national security threat. Take this seriously! Because our military does.

I believe we could be the most warlike civilization in the galaxy. If you're reading this blog—which means you've grokked TCP/IP and cobbled together a browser—then you've probably been infected with at least one of the myriad virus programs our planet has to offer. Some are created by the best and brightest our warlike governments can muster. None our nations can risk advanced technology falling into anyone else's hands. And the corollary logic is, "If we can't have an exclusive on your science, then nobody can; we must destroy you."

So like I said, take this seriously. Quarantine this third dirt ball from the sun. If we haven't already, we will infect you and your civilization with war, bio-engineered plagues, political intrigues, and an economic/legal philosophy that trades life for money. In short, you honestly don't want anything to do with us.

Sincerely,

The Destroying Angel Himself

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